Gotta Love Facebook!

July 21st, 2008

I just think this is hysterically funny so I gotta post it here. Things like this only happen on facebook: a friend saw a picture of my brother in law on my profile and randomly decided he would be a great match for her sister. Well, I guess its also a testament to the mentality of frum Jews but I still found it quite funny.

Here is the chat on facebook which I’ve copied and pasted- edited just the middle which was personal info and changed names:

Friend
hey you wuts up
hows israel?
hello ur husbands brother
how old is he?
is he dating?

9:31amMe
hey- luv it here-
hes 20 and hes the nicest guy in the world

9:32amFriend
omg k so is he dating?

9:32amMe
idk if hes dating yet

9:32amFriend
cuz do u think he maybe good for my sister?
where does he live?

9:32amMe
he kind of wants to but…..

9:33amFriend
where does he live?

9:33amFriend
like wut type is he?

9:33amMe
lives in…..

9:34amFriend
heeeelllo i wanna make this shidduch
wud he cum in to date her?

9:34amFriend
become friends with my sister on facebook and show him pics

9:34Me
ill have him look at facebook

9:34amFriend
but first become friends with my sister cuz she has sum cute pics

9:35amFriend
so hello can u please show him my sister
and let me know

9:35amMe
how old is your sister?

9:36amFriend
shes 19
is he a black hater?
ur in laws live in isreal?

9:38amFriend
he wud never consider moving here?

9:39amFriend
o really
awesome
gr8 so i really wanna reade it
can u plz speak to him tom
and let me know

9:40amFriend
o ok so let me know
thats fine
so email me on facebook tom and let me know

9:40amMe
anyways ttyl- gotta go now but its great being in touch

9:40amFriend
u luk gr8 btw!
kk take care

Things I Learned This Year

July 21st, 2008

This is from a combination of living in Israel and being married to my husband:

Hair-cuts, wig setting, and make-up (although I most probably won’t be doing it professionally- feel I need way more experience for that- at least I can do it for myself.)

Stick Shift Driving- due to my husband who likes to brag that his 1984 Subaru drives better than most automatic cars and takes curves and off road driving way better.

Using a Mac- My husband’s family are all super loyal Mac users. In my husband’s words: “I belong the the religion of Macism where Steve Jobs is God and Bill Gates is the devil.” He seriously hates Bill Gates and even started a site Kill IE which is a reference to internet explorer being the most outdated web browser which apparently makes his job much harder as someone who builds web sites. Good news is I have my own iBook as a result.

Hebrew- I can actually even read articles now thanks to Ulpan. I’ll have to admit that because my mother’s Israeli I had a head start, but still I definitely wasn’t doing that before.

The Beatles and Bob Marly- once you get married you gotta also learn to like your spouse’s music. Since I was listening mainly to top 40 pop and R&B (because what else plays on the radio in the US) at least now I feel like a cultured person, albeit slightly outdated.

Aihud Banai, Shiri Maimon, Adiran, OrphanLand (mix of heavy metal and middle eastern Jewish- actually quite interesting.) and a whole slew of other Israeli singers also joined the list.

Cooking- I hate admitting this but my husband’s a way better cook than me and makes dinner all the time. I’m also thankful to his mother for that. I used to send pictures to my mother of all the food he made and wounded up hearing for a whole bunch of random people about what an amazing cook my husband was. Good news is I’m learning from him and I do take credit for a lot of the Israeli salads which he knows how to make from me- ironic because he grew up in an American household in Israel and I grew up in an Israeli householod in America.

Why Israel is Awesome

July 21st, 2008

Exciting news for me: just got accepted into Machon Tal for the upcoming year. (no semesters in this country- you have to start from the year’s beginning.) Great because I can finally follow up on one of my long delayed goals and get a degree from a real college where I have to follow through with the program- this aint community college, you must meet all their planned requirements for every major from the beginning.

The greatest thing for me is that I pretty much get it free because I made aliyah. and being that college expense was the biggest thing stopping me- that in addition to not really knowing what I wanted to do- pretty much leaves me with no excuse.

It’s things like this that make the country so great- maybe I’m biased because of all my benefits. Free health insurance instead of paying $500 every month, no tuition, and free schooling- even if you didn’t make aliyah schooling is about 100 times cheaper here. The Israeli government looks at education as a means to enable people to eventually earn higher pay and pay more taxes and so the schools here are almost subsidized completely- even the private ones.

I’m 22 now and this news especially exciting for me because I’ve had such a long journey- from first trying out a Jewish private college Ma’alot to find that it wouldn’t help me at all because it wasn’t accredited and only select super expensive private schools would accept you afterwards which were usually a minimum of $100,000. (I may only be slightly exaggerating.)

An awesome story about Ma’alot: Afterwards I went to Santa Monica College, but I was still finishing up finals at Ma’alot because the semesters overlapped. I told my Bus 101 teacher that I’d be absent for the next class because I was taking a final at a different school. She asked me which school and I told her it was an all-girls school that she probably had never heard of. When she persisted and I told her Ma’alot she exclaimed that her good friend from the department was teaching Bus 101 there whom she had referred after the school had first requested from her but she wasn’t able to. Pretty much for the same teacher and the same content- I’m being 100% literal here- I was paying $70 instead of $600. Yep, it was $600 for every class in Ma’alot.

Well, after two semesters in Santa Monica College it turned out that I was pretty much driftless with no clear direction- and although I could have continued to take classes and learned more about what I liked and what I wanted to do- it didn’t really work out for me and I stopped going. I tried doing few online courses but I guess I’m not that self motivated and need the discipline of a classroom.

I’ve done a lot of things this year which I could only do in Israel: I took a hair cutting and make-up class once a week for a couple of months. Yeah, I know technically I could have also done that in the US but it was a lot more convenient in a frum environment. The particular course is from sukkos until pesach because it relies on seminary girls to come in as models. Only in Israel do you have that many girls willing to come in for a free haircut.

I went to Ulpan for awhile. I made aliyah so that was free also and I’m hoping my Hebrew’s good enough to make it through college. (I did pass there Hebrew for foreigners test, but it was ridiculously easy and definitely not college level.)

Since I’m pretty much ethically opposed to spending a fortune on education- because fact is you’ll have student loans to pay off for years and unless people rise to management super quickly people really don’t make too much money for a nice couple of years- it works for me.

So I know the dying question you’re all having is What’s her major? Well, I’ll be majoring in computer science and I hope to eventually be a programmer. Pretty much, I see the future there in terms of jobs especially since Israel is pretty much number one in the world in high tech. Plus, it doesn’t pay too bad and you can pretty much sub-contract and work for yourself. And even within a company you have alot of your own independence.

Another things which Israel is super conducive to learning, albeit slightly different: stick shift driving. stick shift is super popular here and even when people get brand new cars many times they’ll order stick shift. It’s not only better control of the car it’s also because stick shift it way more eco friendly and gas efficient. Gas in Israel is like double the US- maybe now its a bit less because the US is also seeing hikes, but its still more than substantially more expensive.

*Most people who work in companies, though, get free gas because it’s all company paid- most companies here give a car and free gasoline (דלקן ) as a benefit. Kind of like health insurance in the US, because here there’s already free health insurance. Another perk which you’ll only find in Israel.

So when I constantly hear Americans complaining about how hard it is to live in Israel and why they can’t live here I really don’t understand them. In my biased view they have an attitude problem. I can understand some specific circumstances that might make it super difficult to live here but in general when I hear of someone with no commitments at all who just can’t live here it’s hard for me to understand.

Israel happens to be the most progressive country in the world. This country grows at a faster rate than any other and while the American dollar keeps falling every year the shekel only gets stronger and stronger- irrelevant to the dollar.

Another known stereotype is Israeli bureaucracy. Guess what? Ask anyone who went to the American embassy and they’ll let you know clearly who has worse bureaucracy. I can accurately say that making any freaking appointment for anything in Israel is 100 times easier and friendlier than the US. Service here is just way better and complaints here have super fast results- if a government department is understaffed by the next week they’ll have enough employees. Definitely can’t say that for the US.

I think that many American Jews are in denial because of their quote and quote safety and comfort. Fact is that one of the most important mitzvos in the torah is ישוב הארץ and for some reason many religious Jews decided that that isn’t a mitzvah anymore. By the way I’m not even talking from a religious zionist perspective, I’m talking from a religious Jewish perspective.

But then again that has a lot to do with most religious Jews today (especially chareidim- one famous rosh yeshiva said he won’t mind moving back to Vilna) making up their own religion which has nothing to do with the torah. But I see this post is getting too long so that’s for another post.

Why not ban Aleph?

April 14th, 2008

We’ve all heard the ongoing tensions between chareidim and the planned boycott of shefa shuk. It’s actually a bit comical. The reason why shefa shuk is singled out here is because the owner of shefa is also a partner in a different chain of supermarkets which are open on shabbos. That may be a valid reason- not that I think anyone will start keeping shabbos because of the boycott and I doubt that the supermarkets open on Shabbos will actually close.

If that’s a reason to ban Shefa Shuk, it would logically follow that Aleph should also be banned. Aleph is partnered with two gerrer chassidim– the most violent chassidim– and is also owned by IDB which also owns IsraAir. IsraAir just happens to be Israel’s first airline to run on shabbos. That should be reason enough for Aleph to be banned.

But Aleph won’t be banned. And I’ll tell you exactly why. Askunim don’t do things leshem shamayim, it all comes down to politics. Aleph is the quote and quote chareidi supermarket which is great because you can practically buy wholesale there and get great prices. Shefa Shuk isn’t owned by any chareidim and in economic terms threatens the “chareidi owned” Aleph. This ban may be nothing more than an evil scam by aleph against shefa.

Acting Like Sheep

April 14th, 2008

As Jews, it is my belief that we have an obligation to be independent thinkers and not blindly follow. It’s our most basic mesorah, and that’s why we’re practically the only religion which wasn’t swallowed up by Christianity. I already hear you asking about emunas chachamim and my answer is as follows: No person, not matter how great they are is God. I’ll openly say that I’ve seen more than one occurence where the same shailah is answered differently about the same matzav by the same rabbi. This happens because people know exactly how to word and ask their questions, and cajole and plead, until the answer they want is received. Think about all the egocentric askunim who get a psychotic thrill out of banning anything they can possible think of.

What I’m getting at is that in general people don’t need to go to Rabbis to ask them which color socks to wear (i think i stole that phrase from somewhere). Thank God we have the torah written by Hashem which says very smart things like the fact that having superstitions is assur. When a shailah really does exist– whether or not to play or go to a concert with separate seating is not a shailah in my opinion– people need to do their correct research and consult with the appropriate rabbi. Asking a gadol hador a personal question is an ill conceived choice, because they don’t know you. Ask a rabbi who knows the situation.

Following blindly is fatally dangerous. The horrific story which I will not even mention proved a intensely frightening point: A jew who follows blindly can be no different than a Nazi. That was the Nazis defense: we were just following orders. It’s scary to think what happens when we perceive people as God. They can very well become senile one day– after all they’re only human– tell people crazy things and then people who are brainwashed — because the Israeli chareidi system does in fact brainwash– will go ahead and kill themselves if that’s what they’re told.

Frightening thought indeed.

Snow in Jerusalem

January 31st, 2008

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What Will A Jewish Education Accomplish?

January 23rd, 2008

I’m very confused about the whole Jewish education topic, precisely the argument that the number one way to prevent assimilation and intermarriage is a Jewish education. I personally know of girls who were not high school drop outs or anything even remotely close- in fact they were straight A students in every subject including the Hebrew ones. They had a straight kosher Bais Yaakov education all the way through and now are dating non Jews. I have two theories on the issue, ones that might sound surprising to the way most of us are brainwashed about Jewish education.

Number one, a jewish education means almost nil. It will not prevent assimilation, intermarriage or anything else. Someone who goes to Jewish schools their whole life, but doesn’t have a religious family backing most probably will not end up religious. In fact, to the contrary, if they are in schools that are much more religious than their famillies, they will end up getting a double message and be even more confused.

Number two, you can give someone all the education in the world, but if basic human needs aren’t met like belonging, acceptance, and understanding you accomplished zero. These girls obviously felt they didn’t belong to the schools they were put into. This could be for several reasons, but the point I want to make is that in the end, I don’t know what it is, but it’s not Jewish education which will accomplish the goal of keeping people Jewish.

I’m still a bit confused, because I know that Jewish education definitely means alot and can’t be taken for granted, bottom line it is what reinforces most of our beliefs. But on the other hand if it’s not the answer I want to know what is the answer in terms of preventing assimilation.

I have a third idea. Maybe the Bais Yaakov schools style and method of teaching is wrong. Maybe if these schools would stop focusing on external things like a perfect yeshivish image, no community college, only marrying kolle, and condemning their honors English class, and instead focused on things that did matter, like Jewish history and Jewish pride it would be a different story.

President Bush’s Visit to Israel

January 14th, 2008

Falafel In Alaska

December 31st, 2007

If you compare Nadav Weiss, 30, to a salesperson selling ice to Eskimos, he will laugh. Ice to Eskimos? That is no match for the challenge he took upon himself: selling falafel to the residents of Fairbanks, Alaska without ever cooking it before and in a place where most have never heard of the national Israeli food.

Yet, the risk paid off. Nadav’s “Falafel Place” that is open four hours a day, sells about 200 falafel meals. The locals love it.
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Weiss arrived in Alaska after his army service and instead of continuing on the world tour he planned, he fell in love. Twice. First with the place, then with Terry – his Alaskan wife. When they made the ice state their home, they looked for a fulfilling job and a challenge. They decided on falafel.

There was only one problem with Nadav and Terry’s Cinderella story: the couple couldn’t cook falafel, nor could they find a pita in the entire state; so they opted for learning to make both. Four months of trials-and-errors later, they stumbled upon the winning recipe and opened a stand in Fairbanks.

“At first, our stand was located in the middle of the Framer’s Market in town. As the lines grew longer and longer, we were moved to a corner where our customers wouldn’t be in the way of shoppers,” Nadav said.

Although the resemblance to the original is evident, there is one big difference: Nadav’s $7 pita is stuffed with falafel, tehina, parsley and… lettuce. “Although I tell my customers that in Israel we prefer our falafel spicy and with pickles, the Alaskans’ craving for lettuce couldn’t be squashed. So I agreed,” Nadav explained.

Despite his success, Nadav remained humble: “This story is not about an Israeli who traveled to Alaska to conquer it. I love this place but I wanted something to remind me of home.”

source: ynetnews

Hooters is coming to Israel

December 17th, 2007

I don’t think it’s kosher